What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
13.06.2025 00:39
Everyone loved it.
Just Forget it!
Minds and Behinds
Massive Asteroid Bigger Than the Empire State Building is Racing Toward Earth - The Daily Galaxy
So, the docs changed it to read
No go.
Loons and Moons
China Considers Ordering Hundreds of Airbus Jets in Major Deal - Bloomberg.com
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Next, they tried...
Why do very skinny girls get more male attention if it is true that men like curves?
Still no good
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No, not a chance
Thumbs down again.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What kind of person does a narcissist hate?
So they tried
Nuts and Butts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Why don't we hear our own snoring?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space ...
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way
What story do you have involving a public restroom?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
They put up a sign reading
Unacceptable again!
Most companies are already raising prices or plan to because of tariffs, data shows - CNBC
Catatonics & High Colonics
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Freaks and Cheeks
Robotic table tennis system predicts ball trajectory and adapts swing in real time - Tech Xplore
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
—
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Then came..
Hysterias & Posteriors